ENLIGHTEN THE F*CK UP!
Finally a funny, soulful book for rebels, black sheep, and misfits who choose authenticity over spiritual theater.
Warning —May experience dropped B.S. and near-pee laughter.
Who needs a boyfriend when you can love this book?
Embrace Radical Authenticity
“Rebel Yogi Satya gives you a fierce sobering look at reality… challenging old assumptions about spirituality and offering fresh insights for the incarnation journey.”
Alan Steinfeld
Author of Making Contact and Founder of New Realities
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To keep in your wallet like that decades-old condom, when you don’t want to “pull out” from Authenticity, Truth, and Love.
• 5 Steps to Living Authentically — Embody Truth in daily life without retreating to a cave.
• The Frustration Reset — When “love and light” turns into “namaste the @#$% away from me!”
• Party Clearing Mix – When house guests welcome has expired.
“Relax, all right? My old man’s a television repairman. He’s got the ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.”
– Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
A Taste of the Rebel Yogi
Get a raw, unfiltered listen to Satya’s voice—frills, no filter.
Inside the Book
FUN STORIES (more like an episode of South Park than a boring college lecture)
TAKEAWAYS (highlights the key points and classic jokes)
REFLECTIONS (to journal and explore what makes you tick like a broken clock)
REAL-LIFE SPIRITUALITY (because you’re not always on retreat gorging on goji berries)
BECOME AWAKE AND NOT “WOKE” (because outside of yoga class, you’re not a poser)
Plus: jokes, pop culture riffs, and loony-bin antics (minus smearing feces on the walls) — because dropping your ego doesn’t mean dropping your sense of humor!
Your prayers have been answered!
About Rebel Yogi Satya
Writer, teacher, and occasional holy troublemaker. Known for blending irreverent humor with fiercely practical spirituality. When not poking holes in spiritual ballons, he’s helping misfits remember who the hell they are.
Workshops • Coaching • Blog and New Realities appearances • Funny bastard
FAQs
Nah. Just bring a sense of humor, curiosity, and a tolerance for f-bombs!
It’s anti-performance. Pro-authenticity. Big difference.
Yes. Kindle is cheaper and instant (like sex on a budget.) Paperback is bendy and flexible (like your body and mind.) Hardback (at 350+ pages), can be used as a doorstop or to stop a bullet (do not try this at home or anywhere!)
Why choose? Get all three!
Yep. First-impression reviews are legit. Update later if you like.
Absolutely not! Plenty of dick jokes, though.
Claim your Rebel Toolkit
Order now and explore your exclusive Rebel Toolkit.